Miss Piggy and Kermit The Frog Announce Split

 


In easily the worst news that has ever been reported, Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog announced on Tuesday they are splitting up.

"After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Kermit the Frog and moi have made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship," Miss Piggy said on her official Facebook page. "We will continue to work together on television and in all media now known or hereafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe."

"However, our personal lives are now distinct and separate," she continued, "and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al. This is our only comment on this private matter… unless we get the right offer. Thank you for your understanding." 

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Miss Piggy and Kermit The Frog Announce Split