The Claypool Lennon Delirium - Captain Lariat

Have you seen Captain Lariat as he saunters round the room
Chasing spiders with a broom fending off impending doom
Have you seen Captain Lariat, he's bounding round the bend
With his band of salty men he's at it once again
Captain Lariat he's a dentist on the side
And a little dash of nitrous helps to send him on his ride