Every Team That Restricted Sex at the World Cup Has Been Eliminated

 

"Fisher speculates that research is sparse because people are prudey about researching sex as a fun activity that relaxes people instead of a scary activity that could give people a terrible rash. We deserve evidence! she earnestly argues. 

For now, at least, it's fun to imagine that sweaty soccer fucking is behind (heh, behind) the eventual winner of the World Cup's success." 
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Every Team That Restricted Sex at the World Cup Has Been Eliminated: