Oscars 2014: 10 things to look out for at this year's ceremony | Film | theguardian.com

 

"Upon being nominated for this year’s Academy Awards, each contender qualified for an official Oscar goody-bag worth an estimated $80,000. The bag contains luxury holiday vouchers, a home-spa system, a “vaginal rejuvenation” treatment called the O-shot (the perfect Mother’s Day gift) and a tube of “horse shampoo”. We’re as yet unsure whether this last item is a cleaning product for your horse or a shampoo that leaves the nominee smelling like a sweating, incontinent thoroughbred that’s just run in the Derby. Wrinkled noses and the sound of gagging may clear up the mystery.  "

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Oscars 2014: 10 things to look out for at this year's ceremony | Film | theguardian.com