Game of Thrones: Our Weekly Westeros Scorecard

: Least Appropriate Song for a Family Road Trip: To pass the time while escorting Jaime and Brienne back to Robb's camp, the duo's captors, led by man-at-arms Locke (essentially replacing Vargo Hoat from the novels), break out in a rousing rendition of the Top 40 Westeros hit, "The Bear and the Maiden Fair," a little ditty about a hungry-eating bear and the unlucky maiden fair who crosses his path. It may sound innocent enough, but lyrics like the following indicate that the song really shouldn't be sung around children. Or anyone, really: "He lifted her high in the air/He sniffed and roared and smelled her there/She kicked and wailed the maid so fair/But he licked the honey from her hair/From there to here, from here to there/All black and brown and covered with hair/He smelled the girl and the summer air/The bear, the bear and the maiden fair."

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