/*------------------------------------------------------------------------------
this template is a mash up of
the 2 column template
http://webhost.bridgew.edu/etribou/layouts/skidoo/2/
from ruthsarianlayouts
http://webhost.bridgew.edu/etribou/layouts/
and the blogger code from
Blogger Template Style
Name: Minima
Designer: Douglas Bowman
URL: www.stopdesign.com
Date: 26 Feb 2004
and code tidying up
http://djmaniak777.blogspot.com
plus inserts & adaptations of codes by ricky goodwin
------------------------------------------------------------------------------*/
/*----start ruthsarian layout-------------------------------------------------*/
/*----start base.css----------------------------------------------------------*/
#pageWrapper
{
margin: 0;
width: auto;
min-width: 500px;
}
#outerColumnContainer
{
z-index: 1;
}
#innerColumnContainer
{
z-index: 2;
}
#innerColumnContainer, #contentColumn
{
margin: 0 -1px;
width: 100%;
}
#leftColumn, #rightColumn, #contentColumn
{
float: left;
position: relative;
z-index: 10;
overflow: visible; /* fix for IE italics bug */
}
#leftColumn
{
width: 200px;
margin: 0 1px 0 -200px;
}
#rightColumn
{
width: 200px;
margin: 0 -200px 0 1px;
display: none; /* comment this out and edit borders.css to create the third column */
}
#footer
{
position: relative;
}
#masthead h1
{
display: inline; /* personal preference to keep the header inline. you could just as easily change padding and margins to 0. */
}
.clear
{
clear: both;
}
.hide
{
display: none; /* hide elements that CSS-targeted browsers shouldn't show */
}
html>body #innerColumnContainer
{
border-bottom: 1px solid transparent; /* help mozilla render borders and colors. try removing this line and see what happens */
}
/*------------------------------------------------------------end base.css----*/
/*----start vnav.css----------------------------------------------------------*/
.vnav ul, .vnav ul li
{
margin: 0;
padding: 0;
list-style-type: none;
display: block;
}
.vnav ul
{
border: solid 1px #000;
border-bottom-width: 0;
}
.vnav ul li
{
border-bottom: solid 1px #000;
}
.vnav ul li a
{
display: block;
text-decoration: none;
padding: 2px 10px;
}
* html .vnav ul li a/* hide from IE5.0/Win & IE5/Mac */
{
height: 1%;
}
* html .vnav
{
position: relative; /* IE needs this to fix a rendering problem */
}
/*------------------------------------------------------------end vnav.css----*/
/*----start hnav.css----------------------------------------------------------*/
.hnav
{
white-space: nowrap;
margin: 0;
color: #000;
padding: 3px 0 4px 0;
}
* html .hnav/* Hide from IE5/Mac (& IE5.0/Win) */
{
height: 1%; /* holly hack to fix a render bug in IE6/Win */
}
* html .HNAV
{
height: auto; /* above IE6/Win holly hack breaks IE5/Win when page length
get beyond the point that 1% height is taller than the text
height. IE5/Win does not need this holly hack so we remove
it here */
padding: 0; /* IE5/Win will resize #hnav to fit the heights of its
inline children that have vertical padding. So this
incorrect case selector will remove that padding */
}
.hnav ul
{
text-align: center;
list-style-type: none;
line-height: normal;
margin: 0;
padding: 0;
}
.hnav ul li
{
display: inline;
white-space: nowrap;
margin: 0;
}
.hnav ul li a
{
text-decoration: none;
color: #000;
background-color: #eee;
margin: 0 -1px 0 0;
padding: 3px 10px 4px 10px;
border-left: solid 1px #000;
border-right: solid 1px #000;
}
* html .HNAV ul li a
{
width: 1%; /* holly hack for IE5/Win inline padding by default this
hack fixes different rendering bugs in 5.0 and 5.5.
Width is used instead of height because if the document
is too long, these elements become very tall and disrupt
the look of the document. too wide an element is better,
visually, than too tall a document. */
}
.hnav ul li a:hover
{
text-decoration: underline;
}
.hnav ul li a:hover
{
text-decoration: none;
}
/*------------------------------------------------------------end hnav.css----*/
/*----start colors.css--------------------------------------------------------*/
body
{
background-color: #665;
color: #fff;
}
#outerColumnContainer
{
border-left-color: #eec; /* left hand column background color */
border-right-color: #bb8; /* right hand column background color */
}
#masthead, #footer
{
background-color: #885;
color: #fff;
}
#outerColumnContainer
{
background-color: #fff; /* this sets the background color on the center column */
color: #000;
}
#leftColumn, #rightColumn, #contentColumn
{
color: #000;
}
.vnav ul li a
{
color: #336;
background-color: #cc9;
}
#rightColumn .vnav ul li a:hover, .vnav ul li a:hover
{
background-color: #336;
color: #fff;
}
#rightColumn .vnav ul li a
{
color: #336;
background-color: #ddb;
}
.hnav, .hnav ul li a
{
background-color: #cc9;
color: #336;
}
.hnav ul li a:hover
{
background-color: #336;
color: #fff;
}
#pageWrapper, #innerColumnContainer, #masthead, #footer, .hnav
{
border-color: #000;
}
/*----------------------------------------------------------end colors.css----*/
/*----start borders.css-------------------------------------------------------*/
#pageWrapper
{
border-style: solid; /* explicitly defined within eact selector in case you want change border styles (to mix it up) between elements */
border-width: 1px; /* puts a border around the whole page */
}
#outerColumnContainer
{
border-style: solid;
border-width: 0 0 0 200px; /* sets the width of the borders used to create the left and right columns' background color. */
/* border-width: 0 200px; */ /* for three columns */
}
#innerColumnContainer
{
border-style: solid;
border-width: 0 0 0 1px; /* puts borders between center and the side columns */
/* border-width: 0 1px; */ /* for three columns */
}
#masthead, .hnav
{
border-style: solid;
border-width: 0 0 1px 0;
}
#footer
{
border-style: solid;
border-width: 1px 0 0 0;
}
/*---------------------------------------------------------end borders.css----*/
/*----start fonts.css---------------------------------------------------------*/
body
{
font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;
font-size : medium;
voice-family : "\"}\"";
voice-family : inherit;
font-size : medium;
}
#footer
{
text-align: center;
}
/*-----------------------------------------------------------end fonts.css----*/
/*----start gutters.css-------------------------------------------------------*/
body
{
margin: 0;
padding: 2em;
}
.inside
{
padding: 0.5em 1.5em; /* this padding is applied to every major box within the layout for a uniform gutter between borders */
}
#masthead, #footer
{
padding: 1em;
}
.vnav
{
margin: 1em 0;
}
.vnav h3
{
margin-bottom: 0;
padding-bottom: 0;
}
/*---------------------------------------------------------end gutters.css----*/
/*----start screen.css--------------------------------------------------------*/
@import "base.css";
@import "hnav.css";
@import "vnav.css";
@import "colors.css";
@import "gutters.css";
@import "borders.css";
@import "fonts.css";
/*
see http://www.dithered.com/css_filters/css_only/index.php for tips on how
to block inclusion of whole css files for certain browsers
*/
/*----------------------------------------------------------end screen.css----*/
/*---------------------------------------------------end ruthsarian layout----*/
/*----start minima template---------------------------------------------------*/
a:link {
color:#3333FF
text-decoration:none;
}
a:visited {
color:#9933FF
text-decoration:none;
}
a:hover {
color:#c60;
text-decoration:underline;
}
a img {
border-width:0;
}
/*----Header------------------------------------------------------------------*/
#masthead h1 a {
color:#666;
text-decoration:none;
}
#masthead h1 a:hover {
color:#c60;
}
#description {
display:inline;
font:78%/1.4em "Trebuchet MS",Trebuchet,Arial,Verdana,Sans-serif;
text-transform:uppercase;
letter-spacing:.2em;
color:# #949494;
text-align: right;
}
/* Headings
----------------------------------------------- */
h2 {
margin:1.5em 0 .75em;
font:78%/1.4em "Trebuchet MS",Trebuchet,Arial,Verdana,Sans-serif;
text-transform:uppercase;
letter-spacing:.2em;
color:#BB0000;
}
/* Posts
----------------------------------------------- */
.date-header {
margin:1.5em 0 .5em;
}
.post {
margin:.5em 0 1.5em;
border-bottom:1px dotted #ccc;
padding-bottom:1.5em;
}
.post-title {
margin:.25em 0 0;
padding:0 0 4px;
font-size:140%;
font-weight:normal;
line-height:1.4em;
color:#c60;
}
.post-title a, .post-title a:visited, .post-title strong {
display:block;
text-decoration:none;
color:#c60;
font-weight:normal;
}
.post-title strong, .post-title a:hover {
color:#333;
}
.post p {
margin:0 0 .75em;
line-height:1.6em;
}
p.post-footer {
margin:-.25em 0 0;
color:#ccc;
}
.post-footer em, .comment-link {
font:78%/1.4em "Trebuchet MS",Trebuchet,Arial,Verdana,Sans-serif;
text-transform:uppercase;
letter-spacing:.1em;
}
.post-footer em {
font-style:normal;
color:#999;
margin-right:.6em;
}
.comment-link {
margin-left:.6em;
}
.post img {
padding:4px;
border:0px solid #ddd;
}
.post blockquote {
margin:1em 20px;
}
.post blockquote p {
margin:.75em 0;
}
/* Comments
----------------------------------------------- */
#comments h4 {
margin:1em 0;
font:bold 78%/1.6em "Trebuchet MS",Trebuchet,Arial,Verdana,Sans-serif;
text-transform:uppercase;
letter-spacing:.2em;
color:#999;
}
#comments h4 strong {
font-size:130%;
}
#comments-block {
margin:1em 0 1.5em;
line-height:1.6em;
}
#comments-block dt {
margin:.5em 0;
}
#comments-block dd {
margin:.25em 0 0;
}
#comments-block dd.comment-timestamp {
margin:-.25em 0 2em;
font:78%/1.4em "Trebuchet MS",Trebuchet,Arial,Verdana,Sans-serif;
text-transform:uppercase;
letter-spacing:.1em;
}
#comments-block dd p {
margin:0 0 .75em;
}
.deleted-comment {
font-style:italic;
color:gray;
}
/* Sidebar Content
----------------------------------------------- */
#sidebar ul {
margin:0 0 1.5em;
padding:0 0 1.5em;
border-bottom:1px dotted #ccc;
list-style:none;
}
#sidebar li {
margin:0;
padding:0 0 .25em 15px;
text-indent:-15px;
line-height:1.5em;
}
#sidebar p {
color:#666;
line-height:1.5em;
}
/* Profile
----------------------------------------------- */
#profile-container {
margin:0 0 1.5em;
border-bottom:1px dotted #ccc;
padding-bottom:1.5em;
}
.profile-datablock {
margin:.5em 0 .5em;
}
.profile-img {
display:inline;
}
.profile-img img {
float:left;
padding:4px;
border:1px solid #ddd;
margin:0 8px 3px 0;
}
.profile-data {
margin:0;
font:bold 78%/1.6em "Trebuchet MS",Trebuchet,Arial,Verdana,Sans-serif;
text-transform:uppercase;
letter-spacing:.1em;
}
.profile-data strong {
display:none;
}
.profile-textblock {
margin:0 0 .5em;
}
.profile-link {
margin:0;
font:78%/1.4em "Trebuchet MS",Trebuchet,Arial,Verdana,Sans-serif;
text-transform:uppercase;
letter-spacing:.1em;
}
/*-----------------------------------------------------end minima template----*/
This site will look much better in a browser that supports
web
standards , but it is accessible to any browser or Internet
device.
Fragmentos de textos e imagens catadas nesta tela, capturadas desta web, varridas de jornais, revistas, livros, sons, filtradas pelos olhos e ouvidos e escorrendo pelos dedos para serem derramadas sobre as teclas... e viverem eterna e instanta neamente num logradouro digital.
Desagua douro de pensa mentos.
Esses candidatos são umas piadas
Em homenagem ao Dia da Pátria...
Humoristas enfrentam autocensura após suspensão da lei antihumor
E é Surita quem resume o clima nos bastidores dos programas de TV do
Brasil em 2010: "É duro, mas estamos fazendo piada com advogado do
lado".
folha via bol
Programa de Aceleração da Candidata
casseta &; planeta
Zé Careca procura o Dr. Cortabañas para dar uma recauchutada em sua campanha
casseta & planeta
Claudio Manoel descobre que a Dilma é...
blog do claudio manoel
update: consertei o link
José quis ser Zé mas virou Zé Mane
blog do claudio manoel
Disclaimer # 1
Observem que publiquei o mesmo número de piadas para cada um dos candidatos liderantes.
Poupem-me então de comentários acusatórios imputando-me estar a serviço ou desserviço de qualquer candidatura ou teoria conspiratória.
Atualmente na internet se voce der um espirro chovem comentários grosseiros indignados com o fedor do seu peido. Um saco. Atchim não é pum.
Disclaimer # 2
Para ficar bastante claro: sou contra TODOS os candidatos postulantes à presidência do Brasil. Nenhum deles traz um projeto que realmente transforme o país. (Bem, talvez o Plínio, mas é inviavel.)
Meu Partido é o do Humor. Se Emma Goldman não entraria numa revolução onde não se pudesse bailar, não me chamem para uma revolução onde não se possa rir da própria revolução.
..
Marcadores: pitacos , poraí
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